Official Steak and Blowjob Day Is March 14

Rumps and Romps. Fillets and Fellatio. Sirloins and Sucking.

Steak and BJ Day

Women own February 14th. The flowers, chocolates, dinners, and “romantic” gifts associated with Valentine’s Day have become a multi-billion dollar business.

So on March 14th, it’s time to give men their day with a new reason to celebrate: Steak and BJ Day.

No cards, no flowers, no special prix fixe dinners that cost too much and put you too close to your over-crowded neighbors.

Just a steak, and a BJ.

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